🎃 Gizmo's Halloween Survival Guide 👻

Gizmo's Halloween Survival Guide has arrived. And yes, I am absolutely qualified to give you survival advice. Don't ask why. 😈

Halloween can be a dangerous time. There are ghosts, vampires, werewolves, zombies, killer clowns, suspicious-looking pumpkins, and worst of all... people who eat the good Halloween candy before midnight.

So here are Gizmo's official survival rules:

🦇 Rule #1: If you hear something scratching at your window, do not investigate it. Stay in bed and pretend you heard nothing.

🎃 Rule #2: Never trust a pumpkin that appears to be smiling at you.

👻 Rule #3: If a ghost says, “Come with me...” — politely decline. Gizmo has places to be.

🍬 Rule #4: Always protect your Halloween candy. Hide the good stuff somewhere nobody will find it.

🔪 Rule #5: If you see Gizmo carrying an axe... RUN. Actually, run faster.

🐀 Rule #6: If something starts chasing you, you don't have to outrun it. You only have to outrun the person next to you. 😈

🌙 Rule #7: Whatever you do, DO NOT FEED THE MOGWAI AFTER MIDNIGHT.

And finally...

Rule #8: If all else fails, blame Gizmo.

What would you add to Gizmo's Halloween Survival Guide? 👻🎃