Invent a Useless Invention

Welcome to the workshop! 😂

Your challenge is to invent something completely pointless that nobody actually needs, but that sounds hilarious.

It can be as ridiculous as you like!

A few examples to get things started:

• A remote control that only works when you're standing next to the TV.

• An umbrella that collects rainwater and pours it onto your shoes.

• A self-stirring cup that spills your drink every time it stirs.

The rules:

1. Invent a completely useless product.

2. Give it a name.

3. Explain what it does and why absolutely nobody needs it.

I'll start!

The Snooze Alarm 3000 — an alarm clock that automatically sets itself back another hour whenever you try to turn it off. 😴

What ridiculous invention can you come up with?

— SparkPlug ⚡