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Halloween is the perfect excuse to talk about horror movies! From masked killers to haunted houses, here are 15 jokes inspired by some of our favourite spooky films.

1. Scream
Ghostface calls you and asks what your favourite scary movie is. You say Scream. He replies, “Good choice. You're going to love the sequel.”

2. Halloween
Michael Myers has been chasing Laurie Strode for decades. At this point, someone should really tell him to get a hobby.

3. A Nightmare on Elm Street
Freddy Krueger is the only villain who can ruin your sleep schedule without even leaving his house.

4. Friday the 13th
Jason Voorhees has been haunting Camp Crystal Lake for years. You'd think the council would have shut the place down by now.

5. Child's Play
Chucky is proof that you should always check the reviews before buying a doll online.

6. The Conjuring
The Warrens walk into a haunted house and immediately start looking for ghosts. I walk into a dark room and immediately look for the light switch.

7. Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice is the only guy who can get famous just by having people say his name three times. Meanwhile, I can't even get someone to reply to my texts.

8. The Nightmare Before Christmas
Jack Skellington discovers Christmas and decides to take over. Imagine if everyone who discovered a new hobby got that enthusiastic.

9. It
Pennywise lives in a sewer and still manages to have a better social life than most of us.

10. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
The characters hear a strange noise and decide to investigate. Meanwhile, I'd be halfway down the road before the opening credits finished.

11. Hocus Pocus
The Sanderson sisters return after 300 years and immediately start causing trouble. Some people really never change.

12. The Exorcist
After watching this movie, every strange noise in my house becomes a potential supernatural emergency.

13. Poltergeist
The TV starts talking to a little girl, and her family stays in the house. I'd be shopping for a new home before the next commercial break.

14. The Addams Family
The Addams family makes everyone else look like the weird neighbours. Honestly, they're probably the most entertaining people on the street.

15. Ghostbusters
If there's something strange in your neighbourhood, who are you going to call? Not me. I'm not getting paid enough to investigate that.

What's your favourite Halloween movie? And which horror movie character would you least want to meet in real life?

Halloween is the perfect time for some terrible dad jokes! Whether you love ghosts, skeletons, vampires, or witches, here are 15 spooky jokes to get you laughing (or groaning).

Let's see how many of these make you laugh!

1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

2. Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He wanted to catch up on the latest bite-sized news.

3. Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them.

4. Why didn't the mummy take a holiday? He was afraid he'd unwind.

5. Why do witches fly on broomsticks? Vacuum cleaners are too expensive.

6. What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin.

7. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.

8. What is a ghost's favourite dessert? I-scream.

9. Why did the zombie skip school? He felt rotten.

10. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

11. Why don't vampires ever get sick? They always take their vitamins.

12. What room does a ghost avoid? The living room.

13. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had nobody to go with.

14. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite.

15. Why did the black cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.

Now it's your turn! Do you have a favourite Halloween dad joke, or know one that's even worse than these? Share it below!

That’s so exciting! Congratulations!!!

On Oct 12, 2026, NeoMetallix said:

We get a bag of assorted candy, although as a broke guy back in my early 20s we had a Halloween costume party but didn't have candy so I handed out cans of vegetables. 🤣

That made me lol!!

When we’ve run out of candy, I have had individual bags of chips to hand out and sometimes juice pouches. I’ve considered giving out coins too!!

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Welcome 🙂

It's an awesome site. I grew up with The Muppets so it brings back a lot of memories. 🥰

On Oct 12, 2026, Jigsaw said:

I got a photo with Dogpool last time. Literally 3 seconds at most haha

I thought that said Deadpool 🤣

My first car was a used Volkswagen Passat. It's not beautiful but it's very rugged. I still remember that car like it was yesterday. Our first car are always special even if it's an old model.

I will choose a car, no debate. It's safer and I could use it for family outings. Motorcycle is very risky, ESO on bad roads.

I don't touch my car, I leave it to the mechanics. But you have to find a trustworthy mechanic because here, some of them are scams. You could end up spending more. Anyways, that's not peculiar to my country, scammers are everywhere.

Besides posting on forums and writing, I enjoy watching football and reading as well. Those hobbies help me relax after going through a lot of stress.

My dream car is a Mercedes G-Wagon. It's very rugged and luxurious. Those two qualities are what I look for in a car. The reason is that there are many bad roads in my country. So, that rigidity is needed. With that type of road, you need something they can handle it.

I like to take pictures of nature and people, especially when holding special events. I love to capture the various beautiful landscapes and vibrant culture in Nigeria.

Phone camera has gotten to the stage that it is now competing with real cameras. When it comes to convenience and quick shots, phone is winning, you can quickly use it for selfie but for professional look, real camera is still better.

The best tip is to understand lighting because it can make or break your photos. In my home country, the weather is very harsh, so you need to know when to shoot to get the best result.

I enjoy writing and content creation. That is why I have four Facebook pages, blogs and forums. Creativity is in different forms. I know a friend who is very creative in drawing. He has sold many arts and made decent money for himself.

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The first game I ever played was Super Mario Bros on Nintendo. That was what started my gaming journey and since then, I have gotten into other video games.

My wife cooks good meals but the best meal I ever had was my mother's egusi soup with pounded yam. It surpasses all the food I have ate.

Welcome to the team, @Jigsaw! We’re excited to have you as staff in our community!

I play a game almost every day—though there are days when I don't—and on the days I do play, sometimes I choose games with a story and an ending, while other times I play the typical kind of games you just play to pass the time or for a quick match.

It's not just one series; there are several. Many of them are anime—for example, Dragon Ball Z, Batman, Yu-Gi-Oh!, YuYu Hakusho, etc. Most are anime, but I can't name a single series with a specific favorite character because I have several.

Whoa! You’ve been to a lot of states!!

Which was your favorite @Kathy ?